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And They Say College Kids Are Animals?

Posted on December 28, 2006 by Joe

Not that there has been a significant drop off in the amount of anti-college stories circulating around the Monmouth University area, but sometimes it astounds me how righteous these locals think that they are…

They have the audacity to call college students who rent off-campus animals. Animals!

Maybe they should look in their own backyard a little bit closer:

Ocean Township man bites off piece of person’s ear during fight

I’ve lived in the Ocean Township/Deal/Long Branch area for over seven years. The first few of those years living here were my undergraduate years. I went to a LOT of parties as an undergraduate and I hosted even more as President of my Fraternity.

NEVER did we have someone bite off a piece of someone’s ear at our parties. Never!

And they called us animals…

“Those Damn College Kids!”

Posted on October 1, 2006 by Joe

I’m sure that the quote above has been screamed day after day inside the homes of delusional residents since the completely rude, completely asshole-ish summer tenants left a few weeks ago and alleviated our local towns of their inherent arrogance. How crazy are things in Ocean Township now, you ask?

Well, remember the stories that we had over the summer months coming out of Ocean Township:

Car Burgalries
Child Predators on the Loose
Slumlords not being dealt with
The Dirty Developer who Ruined Local Home Prices
Underage Drinking Problems (non-college!)
More Underage Drinking Problems (non-college!)
Poor Planning in the Senior Development
A Growing Drug Trade Problem
Even more non-collegiate underage drinking problems!
And yes, yet even MORE underage drinking problems that have nothing to do with the local university (though this writer feels the need to mention that the university is close by)
A Pirated CD Ring Busted
Sketchy Little League structure (even little league is screwed up here!)
Gas station robberies
One of the biggest stories of the summer – the capture of a pedophile who had over 400 counts of sexual assault against him
Purse snatching, marijuana arrests, and more
Even MORE burgalries
A massive “summer tenant” party that got busted up as the local police THOUGHT they had their first college party of the year…
Utility problems in Ocean Township

Yes folks, that was just the crap that took place in this town over the summer months! Now I ask you – with all of this garbage going on in Ocean Township, New Jersey, do they REALLY have room to complain about college students? I think not. As a matter of fact, I think it’s obvious that they put the blame for all of their ills on the backs of college students from September through May. It’s disgusting and it’s blatantly obvious to anyone who actually looks at this stuff to see that this town has got a serious “good old boy” problem that needs to be fixed.

What prompted this post were the following stories:

Underage Drinking on the Rise
Peeping Tom Gets Caught

Are you serious? These assholes have the audacity to say that underage drinking is on the rise because of the college? Read your own stories and you’ll see that that’s not true!!!

And the second story – there was a peeping-fucking-Tom staring at people through their windows! Isn’t that a little more serious than some high school kids having a beer (I say high school because the drinking problem is NOT college-related, that’s just the media taking an easy shot at the university)?

Oh, but it gets better. Another local paper publishes the following:

That’s right, folks. Not only is there that gigantic list above of completely ridiculous problems from the summer months, but now we also have prostitution and 14-year-olds setting fires in town!

But hey…gotta go after those college students, right?

Ridiculous.

You Couldn’t PAY for Better Press!

Posted on September 22, 2006 by Joe

Earlier this morning I posted about how the shit is beginning with the cries of foul out of Ocean Township with respect to college students from Monmouth University. Well, give the Asbury Park Press a few hours and they’ll dig up some better stuff!

Here we have a hiccup in the case against the dirty, disgusting human being who has over FOUR HUNDRED counts of sexual abuse against him. This Ocean Township man was molesting kids in town before he was arrested last month. Pig of a human.

Following this debacle is a utility problem in Ocean Township! A gas leak? Maybe it’s all that hot air that comes billowing out of the nosy neighbors and civil-rights-abusing government in Ocean Township!

Ah…who knows, by the end of today they may find Hoffa buried over in Palaia Park! But hey, yeah, you gotta watch out for those college students – Lord knows they’re much more dangerous than a child molestor or a gas leak! AH! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Here We Go! First Story Against College Students

Posted on September 22, 2006 by Joe

The school year has just begun for Monmouth University students and we have our first, “college kids are bad” report for the year!

Let’s review this article, shall we? First, the event took place in Ocean Township – a town renowned for its destruction of collegiate civil rights. Right off the bat I take everything that may or may not have happened at this particular event with a grain of salt.

Oooo, it’s the third time this month that police have had to respond to an underage drinking party. Funny – they respond to three underage drinking parties on the drop of a dime, but it took them months to figure out that a pervert was living amongst them.

They go on to say that the police have broken up a number of high school parties, too. Okay, that’s fair reporting. No complaints there.

The rest of the article details what happened when the police went to the party, who got tickets, where the kids were from, etc. From the story, it seems like this was a situation that needed to be “broken up” for the sake of the neighbors…but given the history of Ocean Township and their EXTREMELY nosy neighbors, I wouldn’t be surprised if the locals had all been staying up late to wait for a party to take place.

Then again, I wasn’t there so I won’t offer such comments…I’ll just think them to myself and now that given previous experiences, I’m probably right. 😉

Beginning of Equal Treatment for the Summer Tenants?

Posted on September 4, 2006 by Joe

Last night there was an altercation between some partygoers and some police officers at a party on Monmouth Road in West Long Branch. Monmouth Road is where the fraternity house was located when I lived in it for two years and had my civil rights trashed and demolished by the overzealous, fascist folks in Ocean Township…but before I digress…

Apparently there were some 300 people partying at this place on Monmouth Road and the police came into the place and headed straight for the DJ. The twist on the story?

The party was an engagement party thrown by two “summer tenant” parents for their daughter and her fiance. The DJ that was reportedly taken to the hospital was their eighteen year old son…who has two police officers standing by his bedside so that when he’s able, he can be arrested.

What happened last night that caused all of this? It’s unclear. What do I care about it for?

Because this family was doing something quite normal – having a gathering to celebrate an occasion. But the catch is that you’re not allowed to do normal things in this area – they arrest you for doing normal things in this area.

Take a read of the story yourself. I guarantee if you’re a Monmouth University alumnus, you’ll get pissed off because 1) there was no reason for the police to come down on this engagement party like they did and 2) you KNOW that they thought they had the first “college party” under their belts simply by virtue of the force that they used to quell the partygoers.

And if those two things don’t piss you off, then you’ll probably be pissed about the fact that the “summer tenants” usually buy their way out of these messes…and the local police let them so that they don’t have to deal with them and can focus their time on the college students.