For those of you who are still watching this debacle of a show, I hope that you were sitting down for the “shocking” ending on Lost last night. If you didn’t watch, the big shock was the revelation that Alex from the “Others” may actually be the Frenchwoman’s daughter!!!

Woo hoo.

Anyone with a functioning brain realized this connection way back when Alex was first introduced. This is no surprise. In fact, ending the episode this way was actually a huge letdown. THIS is the big surprise that they had for this week? Ugh…

So, yet again, the people who are putting Lost out there are, ironically, completely lost on what it means to “shock” a television audience in the year 2007. Someone please just end this show already.

Anyone who watched the previews for this past Wednesday’s “Lost” on ABC had to be excited about the teaser for the show…

“Three of Lost’s Biggest Questions…Answered!”

How sweet is that? The show that was critically acclaimed for being magnificently different and then critically slammed for answering questions with new questions was finally going to give us the information to help make sense of this crap!

Or not.

Can anyone name one thing that was answered on Lost? Ok, so they showed the kids on the sub-island when Jack was in his cage. Did anyone really think that the kids were killed or anything ridiculous like that? Of course not. Everyone knew that “the Others” had the damn kids.

Was anything else revealed? Ummm…no.

Yet, being the sheep that we are we tuned in to watch this decreasing irrelevant television show hoping that maybe, just maybe, we might get an answer to at least one REAL question. What is a real question for this show? How about where the hell is Michael and his kid? How about who is Ben and why does he hold such sway over the people on his island?

A bunch of idiots are suing TrimSpa and Anna Nicole Smith claiming that the weight loss drug didn’t quite do its job. Only in America in 2007 could such a stupid lawsuit be filed and taken seriously.

I interpret this as us nearing the end of Western Civilization. Here you have people that were told, “Come on! Take this pill…you’ll, uhhh, lose weight.” This obviously doesn’t happen to the extent that they expected it to happen and their recourse isn’t to stop taking the pill, but rather to sue?!?

No wonder the court system is so bogged up with bullshit.

This case should be thrown out immediately. What the fuck ever happened to caveat emptor? Or better yet – what ever happened to using your f’ing head when deciding to go on a weight loss regime?

And as a person who has lost over 100 pounds in my life, you cannot tell me that these plaintiffs stuck to a tight workout and diet while they were taking TrimSpa. Ugh. Un-fucking-believable…