Quite Possibly the Dumbest People on the Planet

About two and a half weeks ago a story slipped by most of the mainstream media due in large part to its complete ridiculousness. To sum up the story, two dummies had sex in their car while their children were in the backseat. Yes, you read that correctly. For specific details on this story, we turn to The Smoking Gun website which shares the following:

Meet Danica Wallace and Jeremy Welch. The Ohio couple was arrested Friday after cops spotted them having sex in a car while Wallace’s two small children were in the vehicle’s back seat. According to a Springfield Police Department report, a copy of which you’ll find here, Wallace, 24, was driving a Ford Taurus when she and Welch, 29, “pulled off the roadway to have sex.” When police approached the vehicle, they discovered Wallace, naked from the waist down, astride a similarly pantsless Welch, who was seated in the front passenger seat. Welch, who was “extremely intoxicated,” offered cops a simple explanation for the pair’s conduct: “We got horny and just wanted to fuck!!”

Did you get that? They just wanted to fuck…with their children in the backseat of the car. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!? Click on The Smoking Gun link above to see pictures of these superstars – trust me, you won’t be surprised.

For those of you who haven’t checked out the Mike Judge comedy called Idiocracy yet, I suggest you rent it and watch it this weekend or hey – you can pick up a new copy at Amazon.com for about $5 by clicking the movie’s name above (you can check out my review here). The society described in Idiocracy is EXACTLY what our world is headed towards and ridiculous stories like this one only prove that fact.

They got horny…come on!