As I am cleaning out some old e-mails, here is a joke that was forwarded to me a few months ago. There is an anti-Muslim connotation in the joke, but it’s one of those jokes where you can replace “Muslim” with any religious denomination (Roman Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, etc). Anyway, when you look at it for just being a joke, it’s pretty funny.
An Amish farmer walking through his field, notices a man drinking from his pond. The Amishman shouts: “Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.”
(Which means : “Don’t drink the water the cows have shit in it.”)
The man shouts back: “I’m a muslim, I don’t understand. Please speak in English.”
The Amishman says: “Use two hands,.You’ll get more”!
Enjoy!
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