Ugh – I hate to put up a post that is a reaction to a television show, but after watching tonight’s The Biggest Loser I had to put something up. Maggie and Brittany are a bunch of crybabies and complainers. These stupid asses don’t realize that this show is a golden opportunity. You do NOT go on this show, break your ass for a week in the gym, and then lose no weight like Maggie did tonight. It just doesn’t happen – the laws of nature don’t function that way. At one time I lost well over 100 pounds (before I consciously put it all back on because I got very lazy). I know the disappointment of not losing weight after a week of breaking your butt. But I also know that the reason why that happens is largely because you get horrible sleep during the week and you pig out when people aren’t looking.
These two fools aren’t getting away with anything – the entire world is watching and we know what the deal is!
Unfortunately, NBC is milking this show for everything that it’s worth so we didn’t get the opportunity to see who was last night’s biggest loser, but do we really need to know? Both Maggie and Brittany are the biggest losers on all of television right now. I don’t know who put the idea in Brittany’s head that a woman’s metabolism cannot, fundamentally, work as well as a man’s metabolism, but a slim, tone Ali threw that mindset into the can by winning the whole thing.
Week in and week out I watch this show and I wonder how much more overly dramatic these two dummies could possibly get, but then I remember that there needs to be some type of drama in this show or else some of the viewers will refuse to watch. For my part, I can’t wait for both of these complaining losers to get off the show.
And in case you’re wondering (probably not) – I’m hoping that either Roger, Kelly, or Dan wins this season.
Monika says
Totally agree on this topic. Brittany and Maggie are having a stinkin pity party. They suck and they should of left along time ago. Ali is amazing and pretty much the same weight as Brittany and clearly busted her butt while away from the campus and while watching the show she was busting your butt with jillan(which by the way whats up with that freak out?)
Overall i do want Roger to win. All around good player and person
Jacob Spades says
Yeah, you’re right, Joe. My mom was telling me about that on the phone last night- she loves to update me on all of her reality shows she watches. Thank God I put the brakes on the soap opera updates! Maybe if they cry enough about it, they’ll lose a couple pounds from the tears.
By the way… according the the scales in Wal-Mart (yes, I weigh myself at Wal-Mart at 2 AM b/c I refuse to buy scales), I weigh 162 lbs. That means I’ve gained 32 lbs. in 6 months. WOW, I really AM getting fat!
Joe says
Monika – I completely agree! The mere fact that these two punks are still in the game and people who really need help like Paul and Bette Sue are not is a travesty. Paul and Bette Sue were making real progress that they haven’t been able to keep up with at home. It’s a shame.
I sort of enjoyed the Jillian freak out. I always thought that Jillian was JUST a bit loony and that confirmed it for me! It’s awesome! And yes, Roger is a good guy – very trustworthy and loyal.
Jacob – Brittany and Maggie could cry for a week and they’d not lose any weight. They suck.
And look at you, you pig! You gained 32 pounds? See what college life can do to you? Now, gain another 200 and you might be able to catch up to me…
Jacob Spades says
Nah, I’d rather you lose 200 and catch up to me!